I was wondering how GOD manages to record all evil and good deeds for each human starting from the first human race in the beginning of creation.
Hardisks, papers, flah disks, papers (poor trees), or he just create storage for each human and stick it with his mind and assign it to an angel that keep recordings for his sins and good actions every minute in his life, hell of a donkey work.
this is the story of a poor guy that his deeds database got lost in his judgment day
God: next one
Angel: here you go ... whats your name
human: I'm raed
Angle: wait a minute let me query your records ... typing ... use raed.database "Select Sum(evil), Sum(good) from Deeds where DNA signature = 'raeddhfdsldfssfdsfs')"
deeds server: processing .... its dead, hell of queries are running at the same time.
Angle: we got a problem, your records are not exists , it seems they are deleted by mistake ..... let me talk to GOD
Angel to God: it seems someone delete Raeds records
GOD: what about backups?
angle: we thought you design it perfectly , we didnt think that will happen someday
God: ok let him in
God to Human: you dont have records, and you are athiest, then I think you know where you are going to go
human: Hell
God: yes , you will spend million years there
Saturday, May 2, 2009
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