The Irony of Adam and Eve Adventure in The Garden of GOD

Adam: walking in the nice garden created by GOD , looking around, only animals he can see, nice nature but what then!, sure likes sex but with animal! That will not work

God: felt sad about Adam, he took a piece of him and creates a nice naked woman, laying beside him (Eve)

Adam: woke up in the morning, he found the woman sleeping beside him (lucky man), he looked at her, took her hand, she woke up and gave him a smile, then they had their first walk in the nice garden.

God: Hey Adam and Eve, you have all the garden and the healthy fruits , enjoy this life but don’t ever and never touch that tree in the middle of the garden and eat the apple. That tree gives knowledge of good and evil. The day you eat its fruit, you will die."

Adam and Eve: start thinking loudly !! What’s wrong with that apple, why God is so sensitive toward that apple tree...they felt challenged from inside, GOD didnt give them a reasonable reason only a command. If the tree so danger why he created in the first place and put in the middle of the garden, noticeable by anyone passing there. Is he trying challenge people created by him to see if they are responding to his comands!! or he just had that ego that makes him busy controling people after he created them (as reliogus people says, It is GOD Widom! dont ask, well I will ask to death, you gave me that mind then good luck with it).

Adam To Eve: hey babe, did God said the tree gives knowledge of good and evil, what damn tree is this , then they start thinking inside their mind, it is good to recognize good and bad rather than living blindly.

Adam: Hey Eve, we had long sex yesterday, I'm so hungry, go out and get us some healthy fresh fruits (Adam, poor man only lived on fruits, no meat no proteins)

Eve: went out to get some lunch , and God last one direction chat still ringing in her mind, what’s up with that tree, why in this whole perfect garden, he created such a tree, if he wants it badly why he just keeps it beside him. while she is passing by that Tree ... she heard a sneaky voice (Satan)

Satan: hey cute girl, God told you don’t eat that apple (don’t know how he knew), come on that does not make sense, how such a wonderful tasty fruit can do something bad to you, God will never fake people like this, it just againsts his ethics (makes sense).

Eve: she still living under the fear of last God chat, trying hard not to use her mind, her insights and thoughts telling her to go there and try it (God created her and he forgot that there is a piece called mind that she may use it badly / wrongly). I can’t do that Satan, God told us this is the tree of knowledge of good and evil

Satan: Yea, he is afraid that you will get the knowledge and will think too much

Eve: she looked at the tasty apple, and thought she can be as wise as God, it's not about getting be the same as God but she is trying to get smart instead of only doing sex for sleepy Adam, she never thought that God will take it seriously for such silly idea. First bite , she felt sick, she disordered God. It was a trap in a bad unlucky day while Adam sitting there waiting for the big greeny meal. A Trap created by a GOD! She felt guilty,fresh honest woman but too late GOD does not understand that, he ordered, you failed you will get Punished but this time in a nicer way.

God: he knew of the bad news, he called for Adam and Eve, what did you idiots, they start blaming each other (normal fight between a man and woman). Guys, I will throw you to Earth, from now on you will be living in Earth, you have to live and work hard to stay a life and some day you will die.

Adam: Eve, what the hell we did, we only ate an apple! Come on, Satan did many things wrong, why God leave him free always and I just found you dear and we get punished that ugly way, Appl !!! That does not looks fair.

Eve: don't worry we love each other and we will make it through in earth, anyway we got bored of this silly garden with those animals and deit food, lets discover real life!! Let’s face good and bad together till death.

Adam: still thinking about the punishment, it still does not make sense to him, Satan motivated my girl and God even didn’t call him for that, he is punishing us while leaving the source of evil! He turned to Eve, give her a smile, you were so brave to eat that apple.

Eve: Yea but it didn't taste good, God had make it looks good from outside but dirty from inside.

End of Story: Adam, Eve drive down to Earth looking forward what’s waiting for them, thinking of the boring past (except last sexy night) and unfair judgment. Satan, the smart pride brave bad guy still there up challenging God til today of writing this note. God, Satan, they are fighting each other and Adam and Eve took the heat of the fight. As always powerful people get stronger and stronger and weak people get weaker and weaker. A day will come and weaker people will use more than 5% of their mind and start challenging such silly reasons of our existence and think of the real reasons.