The story of first fight in History (God and Satan)

God: was busy in his labs creating his new Adam, then someday he done with it and breathe into him to give him some fresh cool life.

God: prepared a meeting to introduce his new invention "Adam", he called for all angels in heaven to attend.

Angels: hopefully this time he will not say "Pray for me", every time he ask that , what’s wrong with this man , he created us and we have to pray all day night, is he Obsessed of letting people fall down before him.

God: my beloved angels, today I'm introducing to you my latest invention: teraaaaaa .... Adam, made of clay, I know it took a while but the Oven was broken. I will put Adam in Heavens

Angels: start whispering, he must be kidding, working day and night then come up with Adam, is this joke or something? And yet he will let him live with us.

God: Guys, please fall down to Adam

Angels: shocked like no other day, fall down, why! Start asking God: why you want to put something that will mischief and shed blood, why don’t put us we worship like crazy and glory you.

God: I TOLD YOU, FALL DOWN to ADAM, obey my command.

Angels: again, commands must be executed without discussions; they get feared like something will wipe them out from heaven, they start falling down one by one like chicken except one guy (Satan) in the class

God: Hey there idiot, why don't you fall down

Satan: I'm more valuable, why I should fall down to something created by dirty clay, is this only because you commanded me

God: Satan, you have no place here, like other places not created by God! I will throw you to Hell ..... geeez this man is so hard to discuss, you either agree or go get toasted.

Satan: he seems a good negotiator, ok reprieve my ticket to Hell till Adam gets back to the final day and I will let Adam do every sin you can think of to approve you that he is not perfect

God: mmmmm, that is interesting, ok I accept the challenge, go there and you and all idiots that follow you will be thrown to Hell.

Satan: the brave guy was walking out from the meeting room, angels felt shame of leaving their man alone, and they back to their boring miserable like, worship, worship then worship

End of Story: God sent Adam to Earth after few months after he failed to keep him perfect, Satan won the heaven battle and now he will continue it on Earth for other humans, long long big challenge initiated by two powers and we are the tools and yet we will get questioned why you did that and this. I hoped God was smart enough, wise and controlled his anger I hoped he didn’t start this messy fight, he should get rid of Satan if he that so bad. Again it’s all about having fun, trying some new cool stuff in the labs and let it mixed with other stuff and see what will happen. It’s like watching a fighting game and you have the control what the results are.

Hell: that seems so much torture, what’s the objective of getting people burned to death then get them life again to feel the pain again, is this only because someone did a sex behind the scene, a hungry man steal something or even more silly , someone used his mind and didn’t "Fall down" to God. does not there more civilized ways to make people sense their faults and corrects them, come on you are the BIG GOD, and where your wisdom and power, power can be used in better ways......